Paid letter: Vote liberal if you think cities and states run by liberals are well managed
To the editor:
Vote liberal if:
1. You think cities and states run by liberals are well managed, under control and safe, including Minneapolis, Kenosha, Portland, Chicago and Detroit.
2. You are impressed with the liberal presidential nominee’s’ incredible record of achievements during his almost half century of being in politics.
3. You think the liberal presidential nominee usually knows where he is, who he is, and what he is saying.
4. You are impressed with the liberal presidential nominees top college class ratings, full scholarships, and multiple academic degrees.
5. You think the liberals have done a wonderful job of solving inequalities between different economic and cultural groups over the last half century.
6. You believe President Trump is responsible for the COVID virus, or don't like his hair.
7. You would like the chance to serve on the board of directors of Burisma – no experience necessary.
8. You think living under liberal policies will be good for you, your children and your grandchildren.
(A paid political letter)