How did mankind survive before the invention of duck tape?
I just can’t imagine a world B.D. (before duck) Everything must have been coming apart at the seams – failing, falling apart, left unrepaired, a chaotic shambles.
While watching election results Tuesday, a bright idea occurred to me: Why vote? Why bother? Pollsters can just do a big poll the day of the election and announce the winners that night. Or, better yet – forget the poll – just have CNN newsman John King announce the winners.
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