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Vote Republican if you have these beliefs

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To the editor:

Do you think a woman should be paid less than a man for doing the identical work? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government should decide who you can and cannot marry? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government should control a woman’s reproductive choices? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government should pay for penis pumps and Viagra but not pay for birth control pills (which have health benefits beyond contraception - really, you can look it up)? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government should subsidize oil and pharmaceutical companies with billions of dollars and cut food stamps for hungry children and veterans? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government should pay down our national debt for “the sake of our grandchildren” and not fund infrastructure repair and replacement (which if not done will place an even greater burden on our grandchildren)? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think Big Government over-regulates Big Business because you preferred the good old days of polluted air and dirty water? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think the embassy attack in Benghazi is different from the 11 embassy attacks with 55 deaths that occurred under the Bush administration? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think radio and TV personalities know more about the climate than climatologists do? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think poor people and people with pre-existing health conditions are not entitled to health care? Then you should vote Republican.

Do you think gun purchasers don’t need identification but voters do? Then vote Republican.

Do you think President Obama would be wrong if he announced 2 + 2 = 4? Then you should vote Republican.

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