I'm Just Sayin' - Thoughts about rednecks and idiots
Jeff Foxworthy is the most successful comedian of our time. The famous "hook line" from his monologues always ends with "If ... you might be a redneck." One of my favorites is "If you've used Cool Whip bowls for salad bowls, you might be a redneck." (Guilty!) It is my personal opinion that if our country was run by rednecks, we might be a whole lot better off. At least some common sense would enter into the decision making.
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